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Evangelicals try to digest giant penis statue – 07/31/2022 – Voltaire de Souza

Shock. Surprise. Ritual.

It happened in Mexico.

A 99-year-old lady got her last extravagant wish.

One gigantic cement penis now adorn your grave.

The sculptural piece is successful on social media.

Eleny couldn’t believe it.

–Can this, Isaiah?

–I don’t know… maybe in Mexico…

–The people there are not Christians.

–Praise the Lord.

The evangelical couple had reserved a table at a restaurant.

The Fogo Na Mata rodizio lined up at its branch in Ipiranga.

–Oh, Isaías, I don’t know… this sausage thing, picanha…

–What’s the matter?

–I think today I wanted something lighter…

Against his will, Isaías ended up trying on a Japanese.

–Filth. Raw fish.

On the way home, Eleny kept the matter on her mind.

–You’ll see it’s not a penis at all.

–More press lie, that’s what I think.

–Cactus, who knows.

–In Mexico there is a lot.

Eleny was still on her cell phone.

–Look… did you see the old lady’s face?

Isaiah was getting irritated.

–Turn it off, man.

–Was she trans?

–Look, Pastor Avarildo left a message.

It was a sermon on current affairs.

–The Mexican penis is a thing of the devil.

–Certainly.

–You have to blow that up with a bomb.

Isaiah was in doubt.

–Wow, that’s kind of radical…

At bedtime, romance was absent from the suite.

–Not today, Isaías… I was a little impressed.

–That sushi didn’t suit me very well.

Incoherent dreams disturbed the couple’s night.

Isaiah dreamed of a giant tomb in honor of Pastor Avarildo.

–A vagina? What is it, shepherd?

–It’s the gateway to paradise, brother.

Eleny dreamed of Roberto Carlos.

Instead of roses, he distributed models of the grave to his fans.

–But it’s all prickly, Roberto…

Shut upEleny.

— Wow… I’ve never been to the Vibra São Paulo.

–Every rose has thorns.

The couple’s morning was of worship and prayer.

–You know, Isaiah?

–What is it, Eleny?

–Let’s sleep in a separate room now, okay?

–IT IS. Good idea. You screamed a lot last night.

–And you, Isaías… got so agitated… that I won’t even say what happened.

Not everyone is impressed by graveyard scenes.

But sometimes someone else’s penis can be the grave of a marriage.


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