Seevetal (dpo) – The well-known tea brand Meßmer is expanding its range: In addition to well-known mixtures such as “Serenity”, “Relaxation” and “Heartwarmer”, there will now be new varieties such as “Anger and Anger”, “Time for Tension” and “Disharmony”.
With the new mixtures, the company is tapping into the negative emotions that have previously been neglected by the industry for the first time. “Not everyone always wants to relax,” explains company spokesman Heiko Kress. “Some people would rather ramp up and fully exploit their aggression potential. Our new fiery and nerve-wracking teas will help with this in the future.”
For the varieties “Rage and Wrath”, “Time for Tension” and “Disharmony”, the company has coordinated particularly disturbing tea blends so that they cause a lot of anger and help trigger a relieving fit of rage.
Test drinkers attest that the new tea varieties have a high degree of tension: “I can already feel how the tea is making me nervous,” says tester Agnes Bohlhagen, while she sips “Disharmony” and turns red. “FUCK! That shit is hot! You don’t have to stare so much, you asshole!”
A thick vein throbs impressively on her forehead.
The new types of tea are now available in stores and can be purchased by angry people, angry people and raging addicts or those who want to become one, for an outrageous 16.99 euros per pack of ten. THAT’S PROBABLY THE HEIGHT!!!
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